The Witch Sermon

Cloisters This is what they’re saying about our lot in church:

“His Majesty King James has made it a sacred duty to identify and eradicate all witchcraft, sorcery and enchantment as quickly as possible.  While there has always been a need to guard against the satanic powers of the witch, it is my sad duty to inform you that there are still those who walk among us who have been seduced by the Evil One.  These are not simple cunning folk we speak of – they are, in fact, demon worshipers!

We are talking about the wild women who use magic and spells instead of prayer, who consort with the powers of evil, pretending to heal and do good.  Well rest assured that Thy God doth drive them out before thee, that they might be recognized and defeated.   God commands that all practitioners of the black arts be put to death, for the Bible states Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Though we have won several recent battles against Satan, all the learned men agree that the witches of England are still multiplying.  The reason for this is the prior leniency of judges and the irrational arguments of sceptics.  We know that the Prince of Darkness is hell bent on recovering his lost empire and that every night these creatures – these hags – anoint themselves with devil’s grease made from the boiled fat of murdered infants.  Then they slip under cracks, up chimneys, through keyholes and, mounted on broomsticks or spindles, travel to wicked sabbats throughout the land.

Signs of bewitchment include sickness, child loss, and finding reptiles, flies, and cockroaches in your houses.  Look for marks on the body where the witch gives suckle to diabolical familiar spirits.  Prick these warts and teats, they cause no pain and neither will a drop of blood be shed, for witches are made of wood and that is why they float on water.  They are unable to recite the Lord’s Prayer.  Remember, my fellow Christians, to disbelieve in the existence of witches is the greatest heresy.   This dangerous scepticism must be stilted, and those who defend the evildoers are equally guilty.  So when we go from hence let us be vigilant and prepared.  May the Lord God guide us in our duties.  Amen.”

(Blackest of Magic)

A Warning!

Do you believe in witches?

Careful!  The history of the Craft is one of persecution – and this is a tale you won’t have heard afore for there’s none left alive to tattle.

I’m the wisest woman in Pendle, as old as the hill.  Listen up when the wind whips the mist off the cairn and you may catch me howling.

Demdike

 

I’ll tell you all about the blackest o’ magic, if you walk with me yonder on the dark side of the ridge, and if you cross my palm with silver.

But enter this realm with caution – you can never return to the time of not knowing . . .